New Year’s Day – another very short expedition into the great white north
This is probably the shortest playthrough possible.
So, we start off at the rapids.
- Luck roll = failed, we hit the roughspot
- Pilot Boat = failed, we’re losing it!
- Luck roll = failed, capsized!
- Three Swim rolls with CON rolls = rolled a 100 critical fumble on my first swim roll
And that’s game! Drowned in the rapids in five pages.
First published January 1, 2026. Last updated December 31, 2025.